You tap on that icon, thinking you're gonna nab some juicy goodies. But BAM! You've just entered hellhole of Spam City. Emails bombarding your inbox faster than you can delete 'em, ads that are more annoying than a mosquito on payday, and offers so suspicious they'd make a used car salesman blush. You know the drill: "Get rich quick!" "Free stuff!" "Guaranteed results!" Yeah, right. Just keep scrolling fast.

Screw You To by These Scammers

These bloody scammers are the worst of the lot. They're looking for ways to steal your money. Don't let them swindle you. They're just a bunch of thieves.

• Run screaming from these lowlifes.
• Report them to their shenanigans.
• Stay vigilant of these snake oil salesmen.

Fraudsters: The Lowlife Scum on the Internet

These lowlifes are the absolute scum of the internet. They'll got no morals, preying on innocent people just to line their own pockets. They assume they can get away with it, these manipulative little snakes. However, the truth always comes out, and these crooks will be brought to judgment.

Watch Out for this Scam It's a Scam

Listen up, you marks. Don't get bamboozled by these crooks. This whole thing is a hoax, plain and simple. They're trying to trick you out of your hard-earned cash. Don't be naive. Do your homework before you give them any information.

• Think for yourself
• Trust your gut
• Warn your friends

Remember, you can avoid this. Don't let these jerks get away with it.

Trolls All Over the Place

These tools are constantly trying to scam you. They'll send you junk mail full of bullcrap. They'll try to sell you nothing. And they'll never stop, no matter how many times you block them.

• Stay Away
• Flag Their Messages
• Spread Awareness

Cease and Desist You Phony Ass Scammers

Yo crooks, listen up. I'm done with your lame tricks. You think you can just rip off people like that and get away with it? Think again, jerks. I'm putting a halt to your dirty dealings.

You had better back off or get more info face the music. I'm not afraid of you. You're just a bunch of nobodies.

Here's my message to all {you scam artists: I'm tracking your every move. And when I catch you, it's going to be bad for you.